A Level Papers

Sing this song to the tune of Voltaire's Ex-Lover's Lovers. (A word of warning: some of you may find the song a bit morbid, but the music is gorgeous.)

Three heavy stones will keep it from floating,
weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes.
And I know that it won't be discovered
'cause I will be careful, so very careful.
What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is
reduced to its muddy bed?
With the files exposed I would work in haste
and I might bury the books in a shallow grave.
And the rain comes and moves rocks and the stones
washes away all the dirt and the mudflows
Bones are exposed and well.
you know how that goes!

I wait for the day when I'll finally defile
the remnants of my A Level papers.
I'll pile high to the sky
the files and notes from my A Level year
Burn burn burn burn burn burn
burn burn burn burn burn burn burn
watch them burn. (x2)

Dear A Level Papers. You look so happy.
All of that can change, cause I am so stressed
and I have lots of time to send you straight
to the Devil. I'm taking my time
to plan your demise.
What if I were to cut you up and mail each part
to a different town? It would take the most
brilliant professor the rest of his life
just to put you together,
a piece in each mailbox all over the planet
from Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara.


I wait for the day when I'll finally defile
the remnants of my A Level papers.
I'll pile high to the sky
the books and notes from my A Level year
I wait for the day when I'll finally destroy
the remnants of my A Level papers.
I'll pile high to the sky
the books and notes from my A Level year
Burn burn burn burn burn burn
burn burn burn burn burn burn burn
watch them burn. (x2)

Dear A Level Papers. You look so happy.
That will never change cause I know MOE
too well. I need the A Levels
to carry out my dreams
And only then will I see them
Gone gone gone gone gone gone
gone gone gone gone gone gone gone

See them gone. (x4)