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I was playing around with this Mary-Sue generator and the results were hilarious. Basically, you input things like the names of your Mary-Sue, her love interest, another male, colours, numbers, various place names and races, weapons, female body parts, types of clothing etc, and then it generates this astounding piece of literature. XD

AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE



Sparklypoo sighed heavily as she threw her velvet cloak to the floor. Feisty anger flashed in her fuchsia eyes. 'Curse you father!' she muttered to herself under her breath. 'An arranged marriage! How could you do this to me... your only daughter! Have you no care for my own happiness?' She flopped over onto her soft pinewood-sheeted bed and glanced around at the empty room. Tears began to flood her eyes and roll softly down her porcelain cheeks. 'I cannot marry another,' she said in a voice no louder than a whisper. 'I cannot, for my true love is Gary-Stu.'

Standing, Sparklypoo walked solemnly to the window that overlooked the city of Gundabad. The sun was just setting for the night, casting a golden glow over the countryside. But the beauty of the scene touched not Sparklypoo's heart, for it was saddened by the news that had been given to her only hours before. She was to be married to Grignr, who was a close personal friend of her father's. She had been given no say in this matter- it was arranged behind her back. And there was no turning away from it now. Tomorrow, she would leave for the Brown Lands to meet her future husband. And the day following, they would be wed.

Sparklypoo clutched at the windowsill until her knuckles turned white, and she wept bitter tears. How could this be happening? All her life, she had been happy and carefree, and now this trouble... What had she done to deserve such a fate? Slowly, and with the blur of tears still in her vivid fuchsia eyes, she paced about her bedroom. All she could think of now was Gary-Stu, and how the news would break his heart.

They had met two summers ago in Wold, when Sparklypoo had gone for a ride in the country with her mother and sisters. But when Sparklypoo had strayed off the path to follow an adorable baby woodworm, she had become separated from her family and hopelessly lost. Then out of nowhere a band of orcs had appeared to attack her. By some stroke of luck, she happened to have her father's dildo hidden secretly within the folds of her skirt. But though she managed to kill 3.142 of the foul creatures, she was soon outnumbered.

Then just as she though her life would be ended, a beautiful dream-like vision appeared before her. The deadly warrior who had come to her rescue, a handsome unicorn turd, quickly killed off the remaining 394 orcs with his lube before rushing to Sparklypoo's side.

It was love at first sight. The moment she looked into his sparkling shit-brown eyes, Sparklypoo knew there would never be any other for her. 'My name is Gary-Stu,' he said in a voice soft as the summer wind. Tenderly, he put a hand on her clit to make sure she was alright. 'Are you hurt, my lady?' he asked.

'No,' she replied. In truth there was a bad cut on her toenail, but she didn't want to worry Gary-Stu. 'And my name is Sparklypoo.'

'Sparklypoo,' Gary-Stu repeated. He said the name as if savouring the sound of it on his tongue. 'That is a beautiful name, fit for so beautiful a lady.'

Sparklypoo blushed coyly. She could feel his eyes wandering over her body, from head to foot, as he took in the sight of her laying on the grass. In truth, she was beautiful. Unusually so, some said. Her father came from the line of Uruk-hai of your mother's chest hair, while her mother was born into a lordly house of Rhosgobel rabbits in Angband. The blending of the two races came together perfectly in Sparklypoo, giving her an exotic look that few males found they could resist. Large almond-shaped bright fuchsia eyes were framed perfectly by shimmering waves of thick teal hair that fell to her waist. A carbuncle-encrusted mithril pendant hung ever from her slender white neck, accentuating the delicate frame of her collarbone.

Suddenly, Sparklypoo and Gary-Stu were interrupted by a wild cry that signified more orcs still lurked nearby. 'Come,' said Gary-Stu as he hurried Sparklypoo to her feet. 'It is not safe to linger here. You must come with me, and hurry!' Taking Sparklypoo's hand, he hastened away from the sound. Sparklypoo did her best to keep up with him, but the pain in her toenail was too great.

'My lady!' gasped Gary-Stu when he saw her lagging behind. 'You are injured!' Immediately he sat her down to examine the wound. Blood had already started to soak through her gown in an ugly red stain. 'I must tend to this wound now as best I can,' he said. 'We will find a healer later, but for now this cannot wait.' Without a second thought, he pulled off his subligaria and began tearing it into bandages for Sparklypoo's toenail.

With this makeshift bandage in place, Sparklypoo and Gary-Stu were able to hurry on their way. The cries of orcs were ever-present behind them, but they ran swiftly. Soon, Sparklypoo found herself in front of a small cabin, which she guessed must belong to Gary-Stu. He held the door open as he stepped inside, beckoning for her to follow him. 'Come in,' he said. 'We will be much safer in here.'

Sparklypoo took a deep breath as she stepped toward the cabin door. Here she was, a young virgin noblewoman, about to be alone in a cabin with someone she had just met. It was true he was the most handsome unicorn turd she had ever seen, and he had just saved her life, but were his true intentions that noble? And what would her family, especially her father, say once they found out where she had been? Sparklypoo had half a mind to run back home right then, but as she heard the clamour of orcs drawing nearer once more, she realised she had no choice. She steeled her will and followed Gary-Stu into the cabin, shutting the door firmly behind her.

*****

THE END



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